‘LADY VIP SUITE’ with Amy Schumer
By Marie-Lynn Richard (@mlrichard)

FANCY HOTEL BATHROOM

You have just finished getting ready to walk to your show venue which is just next door.
You check yourself out in the mirror, you look stunning as always. We see you putting a
fancy black key card in your purse, it says ‘Lady VIP Suite’ on it.

HALLWAY

Once you exit your room, there is an advertizement screen with a guy on it that winks at
you and says, ‘Have a nice evening Amy!’. You find this a bit weird but flattering
nonetheless…

ELEVATOR

Another screen lights up. It also features a personalized ad.
“Do you ever feel like your hair is dull?”
You check your reflection in the elevator mirror, the screen goes on and on.

FADE TO ELEVATOR STOPPING AT GROUND FLOOR

The screen is still going on about your hair. As soon as the doors open, here is another
screen talking to you about your hair. You look around, starting to feel embarrassed and
pick up the pace to make it to the lobby. In the lobby another huge screen features a
person talking about your lifeless hair trying to convince you to buy ‘HAIR BOOSTER’ by
showing you pictures from your Facebook feed.

WE SEE YOU RUN OUT, TURN RIGHT AND FADE TO YOU RETURNING WITH A DUANE READ BAG.

FADE TO FANCY HOTEL BATHROOM

You have just finished getting ready. You are a bit rushed. You check yourself out in the
mirror, you look stunning as always (exactly the same as before). We see you putting a
fancy black key card in your purse, briefly questioning the benefits of VIP treatment…

HALLWAY

Once you exit your room, there is an advertisement screen with a guy on it that winks at
you and says, ‘Your hair is stunning Amy!’. You find this a bit weird push the elevator
button three times…

ELEVATOR

Elevator screen lights up. This time, the screen is selling you on the benefit of SPANX.
You check your reflection in the elevator mirror, the screen goes on and on.

FADE TO ELEVATOR STOPPING AT GROUND FLOOR

The screen is still going on about the thigh gap enhancing powers of SPANX!
As soon as the doors open, here is another screen talking to you about your how your
belly fat jiggles without the control of SPANX!

SHOCK, HORROR!

You start running frantically through the ground floor towards the lobby. And there it
is, a video of you jumping up and down happy when something wonderful happened to a friend.

But by then you are frazzled, disheveled and tired. You take out the VIP card from your
wallet and slide it back to the desk clerk.

SAUNDERING OUT OF THE HOTEL, TURN LEFT…