(The Carrot – Montreal – March 15, 2012) After suspecting that global warming could be the culprit behind next week’s unbelievable warm and sunny weather predictions, it has now been confirmed that teenage hackers broke into Environment Canada’s Weather Website and changed the long term forecast to 5 days of warm and sunny weather in the high teens and low twenties starting Saturday, March 17. When asked how he will spend his sunny spring days, one of the hackers responsible for this feat said he was so disappointing by the storyline and ending of Mass Effects 3 that he just wished to go outside and skate for a change. – Marie-Lynn Richard for The Carrot

The Carrot is a post written in the style of The Onion… The weather REALLY is going to be great next week so get out there!

ETA: New Mass Effect 3 Video Link